Once upon a time
With due apologies and thanks to my dear and crazy friend UCH:
- Once upon a time
- Once, because twice would be a repetitive story
- A king
- One, because two would mean war
- Who was married to a queen
- One, because two would be drama
- They had a princess daughter
- One, because two would be a mess
- Who was in love with a knight
- One, because two would be a soap opera
- He was given the task of killing a dragon
- One, because two would be a titanic feat
- The hero had an idea
- One, because two would be asking too much
- Using a unique magic sword
- One, because were they two, it would no longer be unique
- With which, he took the dragon's life
- One, because it was a dragon, not a cat
- Then they proceeded with the wedding
- One, because two would mean bigamy
- And they lived happily forever
- One, because two forevers would be like two infinites
- The end
- One, because two ends would be complicated
The bad translation is completely my fault.
Comments
Martín 2010-06-23 00:39:08
Felices los dos
Did you leave out “Aunque sí fueron felices los dos” in your translation? :~)
Raphael 2010-06-19 14:40:29
Pure genius! I absolutely
Pure genius! I absolutely like it.
reg 2010-06-19 05:25:34
esta buenisimo! mi
esta buenisimo! mi felicitación a UCH! (una, porque dos felicitaciones sería adulación)