A rosary of watermelons
A rosary is a string of beads that Catholics use for prayer. There is a very similar apparatus in the Islam, called tasbih - They look like this: Ok, now why is this relevant? Yesterday I was at a meeting with two people who were a couple for a long time, let’s call them he and she. We had a talk along the following lines:
Me: Ok, I'll have you the system running on time. Just please remember to bug me every now and then. Torture me if I don't answer you. She: Ok, but you must know I can be quite heavy when torturing! He: She really means it. Sometimes she can be like a rosary of watermelons.
…I loved the image :)